The Hare and the Other Hare

The Hare decided to challenge the other Hare to a race, since he was so confident he would win. The race started and the first Hare sprinted, and then realized he was very fast so he took a nap. The other hare did the exact same thing. They ended up tying.

Moral: If you're a Hare, challenge a tortoise, not another Hare.