Saturday, March 27, 2010

The Mouse and the Barracuda

A mouse and a barracuda met one day at the river's edge. They became fast friends and soon began doing everything together... eat, laugh and love life. One day the barracuda told the mouse that he had put on some weight. The mouse, clearly horribly angered by this comment, developed a serious eating disorder. He then went so crazy due to lack of food that he swimmed out into the river, murdered the Barracuda and feasted on it's blood. It gained that barracuda's powers, and is now known around the village as the Mousecuda of legend.

Moral: Beware of the Mousecuda, it will eat children that don't eat their vegetables.

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