The small village and the blind girl

A young blind girl was being raised in a small village in the middle of the woods. The residents of the village were simple in their ways, eating by torchlight and always obeying curfew laws because of the monsters that would enter the village at night. One day the young blind girl felt she needed to find a doctor because the love of her life was stabbed by a retarded boy. So she left through the woods, reached a wall and realized that she wasn't in the 17th century like she thought but was actually in a modern 21st century world and her parents had lied to her the entire time because they were rich and obsessed with olden times. Then she realized she was related to Ron Howard and that her entire life seemed overly contrived and had awful dialogue.

Moral: Don't watch The Village. It's really an awful movie.